Tuesday 31 March 2015

LMAO... FUNNY POSTS BY PEOPLE: BUHARI VS JONATHAN

By This Time 2mao, Patience Jonah 'll Be Lyk..."I KNOW THAT
BUHARI 'RINGED' THE ELECTION FOR APC. HOWEVER, MY
HUSBAND DOES NOT LOST THE ELECTION,HE WAS MERELY
COMMOTED"...

Wohoho! Nigerians are celebrating, PDP is sinking, results
are trickling, INEC is announcing, APC is smiling, change is
looming, youths are tweeting, facebookers are posting,
whatsappers are broadcasting, south- south is rigging,
international community is watching, orubebe is raking,
obasanjo is warning, Yorubas are progressing, the North is
jubilating, igbos are regretting, jonathing is parking, boko
haram is relocating, Sure-p is closing, Tan is folding, fani
Kayode is purging, Muazu is watching, Asari dokubo is
wailing, oritsejafor is crying, patience jonathan is speaking
and I am posting.

Wat of if jega announce dat gudluk wins on 1st of april and afta few munite he say it was april fool.....(if u are gudluk wat wil u do)

Breaking News.... "PDP Presidential Candidate
Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has been confirmed
winner of the 2015 Presidential Elections! For
more Mtn jokes "text Jokes to 2015"..

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